What Foxworthy says about the STL

If someone mentions "The Landing" and it has
nothing to do with the space shuttle, you might live in St. Louis.


If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
you might live in St. Louis.


If you measure distance in hours instead of miles, you
might live in St. Louis.


If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day
and back again, you might live in St. Louis.


If you drive 75 miles through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard for some White Castles, you might live in St. Louis.


If you take I-Farty-Far to Six Flags,
you might live in St. Louis.


If someone says concrete and you think of Ted Drewes
instead of pavement, you might live in St. Louis.


If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80
and everybody is passing you, you might live in St. Louis.


If you've ever skipped school, work, or even a court-date because you had tickets to an afternoon Cards, Blues or Rams game, you might live in St. Louis.


If you can say the words "Cahokia Mounds" and not think of
a candy bar, you might live in St. Louis.


If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled with snow, you might live in St. Louis.


If you actually understand these jokes, you live or have lived in St. Louis.