Today I was talking with a co-worker and my boss about some questionable clothing another associate was wearing. When the conversation turned to what I was wearing.
Me: "This shirt looks like it is 2 shirts but it really is one"
Boss: "You always wear 2 shirts"
Me: "Yes, I do not like all my junk hanging out"
Boss: "You have to wear 2 shirts right"
Me: ?? look on my face
Boss: "Does that shirt count"
Me: ?? "What"
Boss: "Don't you have to wear 2 shirts, I thought you had 2 always wear 2 shirts as part of your religion"
Me: "NO!!"
Boss: "Ohhhhh (confused look)"
Me and my co-worker started busting up laughing! It became the joke for the rest of the day. Just call me 2 shirts.
This beats the time I jokingly told my brother that Mormons do not use ice.
Brother: "Where is your ice"
Me: "Mormons do not use ice"
Brother: "??????????"
Me: laughing "Do you believe me"
Brother: "I don't know?"
Me: "I am just joking!"
Brother: ????????
Me: walked away laughing
Brother: still unsure about ice
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